cassius335

• 11:17 Claimed winnings, but they were less than expected... £17.80, in fact, Still, free money. ^_^ Bought the new Bon Jovi album from them. #
• 11:54 @christinastrain Go on, name & shame. #
• 14:50 @bbcgoodnews Have you seen the Sven Goran Ericson Kleenex ad (with the legend "Let it out")? I knew times were desperate, but... #
• 15:24 @bbcgoodnews Dunno if this qualifies as "heartwarming", but I'd file it under "good for him": tinyurl.com/yctjokb #

jarodrussell

After months of struggle capped by a final wrenching compromise over abortion, Speaker Nancy Pelosi predicted, "we will pass health care reform," and likened the events to the creation of Social Security in 1935 and Medicare 30 years later.

gssq

• 12:48 @laremylee I love his invocation of the OSA against people who talk about the fun they had teaching kids #
• 12:49 @leraine My standards are higher than porn and instant noodles leh HAHAHA #
• 12:49 @nadnut As long as not infuriating ;) #
• 13:00 @nadnut I suppose it's part of your charm. Hurr hurr #
• 13:27 @kaypohsia HAHA. I wish I could wear a headscarf too #
• 13:31 RT @kaypohsia cut my hair & have a fringe now!dont know how i feel abt it but that's the gd thing-dont have to feel anything cosno1can see #
• 17:15 'I -heart- gravy' - what the hell?! #
• 18:12 "SPH journalists are more than welcomed to join us. You can be assured we will treat you with respect, kindness and love" @eisen this better #
• 18:13 @euniqueflair Crushes are like money, alcohol and sex - you can never have too much/many #
• 19:03 @hai_ren Eating too much instant noodles? #
• 19:04 @euniqueflair Hee hee. Isn't attention nice to get? #
• 19:09 "What need have I of silver with sweet Yfandes here? And all the gold I cherish is sunlight bright and clear" #
• 19:09 @euniqueflair Who do you want attention from? ;) #
• 19:35 @iwadesu The language of the Chinese Diaspora is Cantonese. Mandarin wasn't designated the language of China till the 20th century #
• 22:01 @yaarn You know what they say about men with small feet... #
• 23:31 @iwadesu Well, the population of Guangdong province is 113 mil. Fujian is 35 mil. Cantonese lost narrowly to Mandarin in poll for a nat lang #
• 23:31 @hellovirnnnn Hee @yaarn #
• 23:32 "Volumes 1 and 2, “Sesame Street: Old School” is adults-only: “These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups" #
• 23:54 @christelquek "Babe" does not mean "my babe" lah. So, babe, want to pick up your voucher? Hurr hurr. #
• 23:55 @christelquek "Fuck off" is the "what". He wants the "why" #
• 23:59 @christelquek He doesn't know you meh #
• 00:00 @christelquek Women are like elephants. They never forget @infinitus_ @pingpingss @eisen @taivlys #
• 00:02 @christelquek Fucking dirty smelly and horny army boys are slaves on your behalf @taivlys #
• 00:21 @christelquek ................. #
• 00:22 @taivlys No wonder girls dump guys when they become slaves @christelquek #
• 00:22 @christelquek Eh. Army guys are horny but this is the first I've heard of them wanking together @infinitus_ @taivlys @eisen #
• 00:32 @infinitus_ Not in Singapore Slavery! Urban legend: masturbation in camp is a chargeable offence haha @taivlys @eisen @christelquek #
• 00:32 @pingpingss Gloat? You mean be sad? #
• 00:32 @christelquek Hurr hurr @taivlys #
• 00:39 @infinitus_ Never heard of circle JOs? @taivlys @eisen @christelquek #
• 00:39 @christelquek Maybe they're imagining doing a bukkake on you @infinitus_ @taivlys @eisen #
• 00:42 "[Money] is like a cobra - beautiful, alluring, powerful, but a venomous creature if you mishandle it - pretty much like a woman" #
• 00:51 @christelquek Eh what did fubscot do to you #
• 00:51 @infinitus_ jerk-OFFs #
• 00:59 @christelquek Credit. #
• 01:07 @infinitus_ Yah but JO stands for Jerk Off. The O is important! #
• 01:38 @shianux Your quest was to effect social change via your blog? #
• 01:42 @yaarn I'll hit you with my shoe. It's very big @hellovirnnnn #
• 01:42 "A sexy, young, cute boy who is predictable and yet holds many surprises within" - Ah, 13 year old boys! #
• 01:48 @yaarn You're the one drawing your own conclusions hurr hurr #
• 02:15 @acidflask JFL is NSFW ah #
• 02:25 "想再大一点是每个女人的梦想！... 自动调杯内衣让你梦想成真！"; bit.ly/LndGS #
• 02:31 "Whenever I tell someone why I hate linux, they never tell me about how the problems I've had have been fixed, they just tell me I'm stupid" #
• 02:45 @christelquek La vie est là, terminée : le trait est tiré, il faut faire la somme. Tu n'es rien d'autre que ta vie. @infinitus_ #
• 03:09 Very amused by this pic on FB's EDB careers page: is.gd/4PKda #

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cassius335

• 12:26 @ryanestrada I've always been fond of "Tom Ato" #
• 14:16 #TheWest Finishing off Lvl 6 of Tailor today. Meanwhile Weststats doesn't seem to be working today... #
• 16:18 @bbcgoodnews That looks like a job for Megaman (I'm quite partial to the NT Warrior (Rockman.EXE) version myself). Him or Omnimon. #
• 18:22 #TheWest 4 CP away from Tailor Lvl 7 (not 6 as idiot features here tweeted earlier). Was hoping to get another "0 left over", but never mind #
• 19:02 #TheWest Reached Tailor Lvl 7. Green Cotton Jacket (MINE!), Fancy & Black spiked shoes (Yes, black, not grey as usual!). #
• 19:05 #TheWest (cont) For the Nth time, I wonder: why can't my real-life luck be as good as my in-game luck? #
• 23:46 ^_^ Just won 28 Euros (about £25) on Euromillions! ^_^ It's not the jackpot, but I'll take it glady! ^_^ #

gega_cai

.Best Action star (Christian Bale, Sam Worthington)
.Breakout Actor (Anton Yelchin, Sam Worthington
.Breakout Actress (Moon Bloodgood)
.Favorite Franchise (Terminator)
.Favorite Movie (Terminator Salvation)
.Favorite Movie Actor (Christian Bale)
.Favorite On Screen Team (Terminator Salvation)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-06/kims-dont-be-tardy-for-the-party-live-surpasses-our-every-wish/

http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=46923

Last night, we got our last little nugget of joy charity from this season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, as part 2 of the Reunion aired on Bravo. The hour offered many a chuckle, mainly stemming from Dwight and his Angry Inches (penile implants… tre tre tre declasse).

But host/Bravo Exec Andy Cohen isn’t stupid. Because anyone with half a brain would realize what America really wants: Kim Zolciak sing her hit song “Don’t Be Tardy For The Party.” Spoiler alert: It’s the best f**king thing you will ever see and/or hear. When the aliens come for us, show them this. They will flee our planet within a handful of nanomoklars (interplanetary seconds).

We’re surprised her wig didn’t flee the scene. But kudos to Kim for having the balls to get up there and do it! You know she knows she ain’t good.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-06/best-day-ever-unlike-whoopi-doug-benson-always-gets-his-gay-wizards-straight/

http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=46925

Mariah Carey needs some work playing coy with Larry King, and Whoopi needs to study up on wizards if she ever wants Sir Ian McKellen back on The View. Thankfully Doug Benson was on his game in this episode of Best Day Ever:

Catch another new episode of Best Day Ever tonight at 11pm on VH1.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-06/wanna-work-with-will-i-am-help-him-remix-lmfao%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cla-la-la%e2%80%9d/

http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=46915

Attention all aspiring DJs: Want to work with Will.I.Am? Calm down, we all do. That’s why you have to prove that your worth it, in the Pepsi Refresh Studio Challenge. Here’s how it works:

Head over to the Pepsi Refresh Studio. There, you’ll have the opportunity to remix LMFAO’s club hit “La La La.” Do whatever you want with it, be creative, and make it sound good. Click on the above video to hear LMFAO explain the rules to you themselves.

Then, Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas will review the submissions, pick his favorite, add his own special flair, and make that the OFFICIAL remix. You can check out other examples over on their Youtube page. Or watch one of our favorites, ENZ, after the jump.

Think you can top the others? Enter the Refresh Studio here!

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• 07:52 Chua Mui Hoong - 'there're 3 ways to respond to critics. Ignore them, rebut them or engage them'. She forgot 'sue them' #
• 09:08 'Lots of Roman families have a vegetable name background, not just Cicero (chickpea)' #
• 09:16 @msvindicta Is that bad? HAHA. #
• 09:17 @msvindicta I don't have boobs, only moobs, so I can't emphatise. #
• 10:37 The absence of Good is not Evil - it's amorality #
• 10:37 @yaarn So did your computer kaput last night? #
• 11:17 @dsng How about newer (or less old) ones? Old Garfield strips are funnier #
• 11:32 @b_catenin Humanities programs so easy to get into ah @solitairejoker @struthious @acidflask #
• 11:33 @vincentliu_bear WAH 8.2 ON HUNGRYGOWHERE. Unprecedented. The price is also unprecedented. #
• 11:34 @eisen B was my lowest! @laremylee @christelquek #
• 11:36 @eisen It's okay. I still got my First Class hurr hurr @laremylee @christelquek #
• 11:39 @b_catenin 200V can get into engineering? @solitairejoker @acidflask @struthious #
• 11:51 @blackawfee But revert also means "to take up again or come back to a former topic" @moooc @carlee189 #
• 12:14 There're a lot more CCTV cameras in the MRT Station now. Must be to catch and fine people drinking water or eating sweets. #
• 12:16 This girl was reading chemistry notes in what I thought was Khmer. Then I realised it was her spidery printed handwriting #
• 12:33 Amazing. ACM lunch concert today has only 1 PRC name. Maybe they dont like piano #
• 13:09 Wondering if I should leave before Liszt's Feux Follets #
• 13:19 French couple beside me spent half their time here hugging and kissing. I think she's the hot teacher from next door last semester. Haha #
• 13:47 @msvindicta Can I pick stray hairs off your back? #
• 13:47 @spoonrabbit All of them? :0 #
• 13:50 @christelquek Tsk so sexist #
• 13:50 @rahrahrah Where in Amoy? #
• 13:50 @fisheses Demo of text-speech tech! #
• 13:56 Temasek Review reposts blog post from ST, "Attack on Temasek Review: Not SPH" - nowhere stating its source or original URL. FAIL! #
• 14:00 @christelquek Et moi, oncle Gabriel? Je peux tu enseigner beaucoup de choses hehe #
• 14:01 @hellovirnnnn HAHA I don't mind. When! @yaarn #
• 14:01 @yio_jxn You wish #
• 14:13 @rahrahrah Cheh, then why you rave about it #
• 14:13 @marilvyn Europe taught me how to lose 9.5kg. I must go back again #
• 14:16 "Here is the irony of ambition: The same ambition that drives people to be successful won’t let them enjoy being successful" #
• 14:32 "You are German, so everything has to be precise" #
• 14:54 @kaypohsia Good news: bit.ly/27qAzA #
• 14:54 @hellovirnnnn She may not be good at written tests but have good motor skills! #
• 14:56 @christelquek Hurr hurr how about the girls @msvindicta #
• 14:58 @christelquek HURR HURR shall we begin our lessons tonight? #
• 15:09 @kaypohsia Too bad it doesn't apply to you - cos your breathing holes aren't covered. And it worsens eyesight! #
• 15:12 @lucian No, but they've been there for long enough #
• 15:15 @vincentliu_bear Yes, oh restaurant connoisseur! #
• 16:12 "It requires extraordinary discipline to study the events of the past without allowing your own attitudes to cloud your judgment" #
• 16:14 "so why do women likew to cocktease" "hah how do you expect me to answer that" "you know everything.or you make a great pretense of it HAHA" #
• 16:28 "[Horse meat] is slightly sweet, tender, low in fat, and high in protein" - I agree! #
• 16:48 @eisen The figure for the girls is very high also @christelquek #
• 17:13 @christelquek ... @eisen #
• 17:24 @christelquek How about NUS alumni :) @eisen #
• 17:52 @infinitus_ Isn't the Aurora engine very old #
• 19:17 Sapore Italiano auto gives you ice water. Cool. But the waiter didn't know what was in the cocktails. Grr. #
• 21:21 Good thing about SMU Being in the middle of town - convenient toilets! #
• 21:45 Botak Jones should have an offer - discount for botak people #
• 02:17 Looks like writing science fiction drives you over the edge; bit.ly/1YzUm1 #
• 02:17 @sailesh88 BOTAK, not BMT Cut #
• 03:02 @leraine Cooking for a girl is not my idea of a dream night leh #
• 03:10 "She said, ‘Me? I’m not difficult.’ I said, ‘So, what are you, easy?’ and she said, ‘Oh no’" #
• 03:23 @nadnut Apparently women want to be described as "complex" HAHAHA #

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-11-06/start-the-bubblebath-its-saxaphone-day/

http://www.bestweekever.tv/?p=46912

Yes, there is an official holiday called Saxophone Day, in celebration of the classical instrument invented all the way back in 1840. (Hol’ up: Did they have slow jamz back then? Yes.) So, to celebrate this instrument that was the cause for many a lovemaking session back in the late 80s/early 90s, we bring your our two favorite not to mention most obvious saxophone related clips.

First up, a classic: Bill Clinton blowing the horn on The Arsenio Hall Show nearly 20 years ago. There’s a reason why LL Cool B, and it’s this. This is why he was elected President of both the United States and America’s Communal Vadg.

Bet you thought it was going to be Planet of Yakety Sax. Wrong.

Our second favorite saxophone related clip… ahead. Hint: It’s only 14 seconds long…

Saxomaphone. Saxomaphone.

Feel free to tell us about any children you’ve conceived while listening to this revered instrument in the comments.